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Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby Scottos Maximos » Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:48 pm

It would have been nice to see an Ancient Aliens Christmas Special....

The Virgin Mary? or did one of the 'gods' have sex with her, made her pregnant and then she lied about to Joseph?

The Star of Bethleham a star.. or an ancient alien spacecraft?

The wise men brought gifts....

Frankincense, Gold and Myrrh

Why would a wise man have brought Frankincense? It can only be due to its future biotech qualities? It has been shown that Frankicense oil has been shown to suppress cancer cell viability http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19296830?dopt=Citation

In previous AA episodes it is suggested that the purpose of their visits to southern america is for gold...

I'm not sure the purpose of Myrrh!

Any more ideas to this theme?


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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby Moon » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:13 pm

These ideas would go over real well with some religious people, but I would watch the special.

I just read Graham Phillips book on the subject of the Virgin Mary and he comes up with a different albeit very controversial theory. He states Jesus was a grandson of Herod the Great through Antipater who was married to Mary at the time. Then it gets complicated. :mrgreen:

I do remember as a teenager seeing a painting of Jesus coming out of an alien ship. Somehow, it didn't seem strange to me.
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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby Bob137 » Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:30 am

I believe the description of what happened to Mary is about artificial insemination, and from what I have read it most likely also occurred to her Mother, so it seems the royal one was a planned out extraterrestrial insert to jump start a change in human history. It is also known he was not poor, by any means, and that he was of a higher class system of peoples of the area, and that if he did exist he was not like other people, due to his hybridization from inseminations.
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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby Moon » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:23 pm

Jesus could legally claim being an heir to the Jewish throne, thanks to a law passed by Augustus which allowed for Antipater's surviving sons' to make such a claim. This is why the Roman Governor Pilate let him go as his claim was not illegal. (Any other claim to the Jewish throne was illegal, but since Jesus was let go, his father had to be Antipater.)

There still could be alien blood in Jesus as he claimed to be a direct descendent of David, who was also descended from Moses. Moses was either Akhenaten or a close relative (Thutmose is one of the possibilities). And from depictions of Akhenaten, he does have a peculiar resemblance to what can be described as an extraterrestrial.
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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby ThePhiGuy » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:53 pm

maxmercury wrote:And from depictions of Akhenaten, he does have a peculiar resemblance to what can be described as an extraterrestrial.


Actually, I always thought Akhenaten looked like a rather tall, thin Mulatto with a significant amount of Chinese or Mongollian in his DNA. The Hittites, who were part of the Hyksos rule in Egypt are actually said to have either been Mongollian or a Caucasian/Mongollian mix. I think it was the archaeologist, A.E. Sayce who first pointed that out in the last century.

Also, I might add that to date, we have no clue how many men claimed they were Jesus after the crucifixion took place. We can be reasonably certain (by the evidence found in the Babylonian Talmud) that one man was identified as Jesus (Yeshua) and crucified, but since he was popular among the people, my guess is many stood up and claimed they were the resurrected Christ.

Whoever wrote the Book of Hebrews (we know it wasn't Paul) declared that Jesus was the high priest, Melchizedek. Melchizedek (also called Adonizedek in the Book of Jashur) was the Priest-King of Jerusalem, and today we know from the letters written to Akhenaten and found at Tel Armarna, that whoever held the title, "priest-King of Jerusalem" was a man appointed to that position by the ruling Phraoh of Egypt. In other words "Melchizedek" appears to be a priestly title rather than a name. It is thought that the author of the Book of Hebrews was an Alexanderite Jew or Greek, so it stands to reason or perhaps was in the best interest of the rulers of Egypt to maintain that Christ was appointed to his position by the Pharaoh who, at the time, would have been part of Egypts' Greeco/Roman ruling caste.

However, none of the other disciples ever declare Christ to have been a priest in the Order of Melchizedek, so the Book of Hebrews, in my view anyway, may have been a spurious addition made by a Jew or Greek living in Egypt who had "an agenda."

It's very obvious that the Greeks, Romans and certainly the Gnostic Jews believed Christ to be a sun god. However, clearly John the Divine, the author of Revelations, set out to refudiate that belief. When he identified "the antichrist" (someone who attempts to usurp the thone of Christ by deception) by the number 666, he was identifying the antichrist as a "sun god." The numeral 666 is taken from a well-known system of magic that was practiced throughout India and the Near and Middle East in antiquity. That occult system is called "Magic Squares." These squares were typically carved on the faces of amulets and talismans to either bring someone luck or to ward off evil and everybody from the lowest peasant to the wealthiest of kings used them.

Magic squares are comprised of blocks of numerals that add up to the same sum whether added by rows, columns or diagonally. There were seven primary magic squares dedicated to Mars, Venus, Saturn, Mercury, Jupiter and the sun and the moon and each square was thought to magically represent a specific god. But it was the magic square of the Sun that was the most famous of all, and everybody in antiquity, the rich and poor alike, knew that the sum of all the numbers in the magic square of the sun (which was understood to mean the sun god) added up to 666.

Thus I have arrived at the conclusion that John the Divine was definately saying that Jesus Christ was NOT "a sun god."

If anybody wants to confirm the association of the numeral 666 with the sun god, just do an internet search on "magic squares, 666" and you'll find plenty.
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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby Moon » Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:29 pm

Looking at Akhenaten's skull is what makes me think of the possible ET connection. There are some claims they did find his remains, while others claim they may not be his. The only way to test these ideas out is to do DNA testing.
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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby ThePhiGuy » Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:13 pm

Yes, Akhenaten was indeed one strange looking dude. His skull shape is weird, and so is that of his daughters and his son,Tutenkamon. But it's hard to say whether it's a genetic trait, a disease, or perhaps the result of wrapping the head when they were infants.

Akhenaten's skull shape is very, very close to the shape of the skulls found on the island of Malta and I've got to wonder if the family line didn't originate there. There are some photos of them at the following url.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/arqueologia/esp_malta01.htm

Also, Andrew Collins has an excellent article at his site titled "Malta,The Elongated Skulls of the Mother Goddess."

http://www.andrewcollins.com/page/articles/maltaskulls.htm

You see this same skull shape in South America and Peru too, and the skull shape seems to generally be associated with the priesthood of the serpent cult whom the Vedic people called the Nagas. I think it's reasonable to say this same priesthood and skull type is represented in the curious Ubaid figurines of early Sumer as well.

I don't know what to say about them except that if somebody who looked like that knocked on my door, you count on it; I wouldn't let them in. :shock: Too spooky for me...
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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby Ace Rimmer » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:07 am

If it’s a Christmas special, then we can't forget Santa.

And just who was this jolly fat man in a red suit, who flies around in a sleigh powered by flying Reindeer and is known for sneaking into houses on the pretext of leaving gifts for children.

Santa Claus is an alien of course!
The figure that so many western children wait for to bring gifts on December 25th is most likely based on a visitor from another planet. I will proceed to list some observations connecting Santa and his alien origin below.

Exhibit A – Physical appearance. Santa wears a red suit. This suit could be a space suit. It is sometimes reported by those who claim to have seen aliens, that the aliens were wearing space suits of various descriptions. His distinct hat looks much like the sideways stepping gnome from South America.
Santa beard could be a breathing apparatus or could be an actual beard. The Sumerian’s Nephilim were sometimes depicted with beards.

Exhibit B – Santa is from the far north or “land of perpetual snow”, this is very much like Billy Meier and George Adamski’s Nordic aliens. Santa also fits the physical description of these aliens.

Exhibit C – Santa has unexplainable ‘alien’ technology. Santa’s sled, with its ability to travel around the entire world in one night sounds like it can travel thru both space and time like many UFO reports. Santa has a list of who has been naughty and who has been nice. A database of information like that and how the information is gathered is reminiscent of stories of aliens tracking individuals and gaining information by abductions and observing them. Santa also has the ability to enter your home. While the Santa legend has him sliding down the chimney, it’s more likely teleportation and sounds like many abduction stories.

Exhibit D – He has ‘elves’ working for him. Santa’s elves sound a lot like the small grey aliens who are reported in many alien abductions reports. Sometimes, it is reported that small greys seem to work for Nordic type alien, also matching Santa’s relationship with his elves.
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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby ThePhiGuy » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:08 am

The following is an excerpt from Wikipedia on life and legends of the very real and very human Saint Nicholas, who gave birth to our legends about good old St. Nick…

Nicholas was born a Greek in Asia Minor during the third century in the city of Patara, which was a port on the Mediterranean Sea, and lived in Myra, Lycia (part of modern-day Demre, Turkey), at a time when the region was Greek in its heritage, culture, and outlook and was part of the Roman diocese of Asia. He was the only son of wealthy Christian parents named Epiphanius and Johanna according to some accounts and Theophanes and Nonna according to others. He was very religious from an early age and according to legend, Nicholas was said to have rigorously observed the canonical fasts of Wednesdays and Fridays. His wealthy parents died in an epidemic while Nicholas was still young and he was raised by his uncle—also named Nicholas—who was the bishop of Patara. He tonsured the young Nicholas as a reader, and later as presbyter (priest).

In St. Nicholas' most famous exploit, a poor man had three daughters but could not afford a proper dowry for them. This meant that they would remain unmarried and probably, in absence of any other possible employment, would have to become prostitutes. Hearing of the poor man's plight, Nicholas decided to help him, but being too modest to help the man in public (or to save the man the humiliation of accepting charity), he went to his house under the cover of night and threw three purses (one for each daughter) filled with gold coins through the window opening into the man's house.

One version has him throwing one purse for three consecutive nights. Another has him throw the purses over a period of three years, each time the night before one of the daughters comes of age. Invariably, the third time the father lies in wait, trying to discover the identity of their benefactor. In one version the father confronts the saint, only to have Saint Nicholas say it is not him he should thank, but God alone. In another version, Nicholas learns of the poor man's plan and drops the third bag down the chimney instead; a variant holds that the daughter had washed her stockings that evening and hung them over the embers to dry, and that the bag of gold fell into the stocking.

Merry Christmas everybody!
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Re: Ancient Aliens Christmas Special (hypothetical!)

Postby seeker1117 » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:15 am

Metaluna wrote:If it’s a Christmas special, then we can't forget Santa.

And just who was this jolly fat man in a red suit, who flies around in a sleigh powered by flying Reindeer and is known for sneaking into houses on the pretext of leaving gifts for children.

Santa Claus is an alien of course!
The figure that so many western children wait for to bring gifts on December 25th is most likely based on a visitor from another planet. I will proceed to list some observations connecting Santa and his alien origin below.

Exhibit A – Physical appearance. Santa wears a red suit. This suit could be a space suit. It is sometimes reported by those who claim to have seen aliens, that the aliens were wearing space suits of various descriptions. His distinct hat looks much like the sideways stepping gnome from South America.
Santa beard could be a breathing apparatus or could be an actual beard. The Sumerian’s Nephilim were sometimes depicted with beards.

Exhibit B – Santa is from the far north or “land of perpetual snow”, this is very much like Billy Meier and George Adamski’s Nordic aliens. Santa also fits the physical description of these aliens.

Exhibit C – Santa has unexplainable ‘alien’ technology. Santa’s sled, with its ability to travel around the entire world in one night sounds like it can travel thru both space and time like many UFO reports. Santa has a list of who has been naughty and who has been nice. A database of information like that and how the information is gathered is reminiscent of stories of aliens tracking individuals and gaining information by abductions and observing them. Santa also has the ability to enter your home. While the Santa legend has him sliding down the chimney, it’s more likely teleportation and sounds like many abduction stories.

Exhibit D – He has ‘elves’ working for him. Santa’s elves sound a lot like the small grey aliens who are reported in many alien abductions reports. Sometimes, it is reported that small greys seem to work for Nordic type alien, also matching Santa’s relationship with his elves.


Absolutely *brilliant* analysis, Metaluna! In fact, Exhibits "B" and "C" above also bring to mind Hyperborea and the Hyperboreans that Apollo had to "go and see," far to the north sometimes! I do believe you're on to something! Someone notify Giorgio! Get vanDaniken on the line! This is good for AT LEAST one episode! :lol:

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